Amelia G didn’t shoot this set, but her commentary on it in the BarelyEvil members area is, “Heidi is a cute reindeer with gift bows for the season. Everybody ready for the holidays? Got your virgins bound and your goat sacrifices stabled and your pig’s blood refrigerated and your ceremonial daggers sharpened? Good, good.” I just don’t know what I can add to that.

Michelle Aston gets down and dirty, literally this time, digging around in a basement sporting high heels and chains. Whether she’s digging for treasure or just checking where the bodies are buried doesn’t matter much, since it’s all about the journey to the center of the Earth, innit? And the journey to Michelle’s hot, curvy, tattooed bod.

I’ll admit it, there are times I look at a photo shoot by Forrest Black and Amelia G and just drool over the lighting. This gorgeous black & white Gothic Sluts set has me drooling over the equipment, too: that would be the ultra-heavy leather restraints chaining together Genesis Lavey’s perfect ankles, not to mention the black nipple clamps affixed to her perfect tits. Don’t worry; I am a fount of boundless drool, so I’m left with just enough for gorgeous Genesis herself.

I’ve long been a fan of Troma pictures actress, horror model, photographer, witchcraft devotee, artist and comic book star Cali Ford; it’s great to see this famous hot tattooed blonde in this gorgeous black & white BarelyEvil series from Amelia G & Forrest Black, where Cali starts out lusciously bikini-clad and ends up wearing nothing. Cali rules!

Matching April’s candy cane and raising her Saint Nicki and a pervy lesbo elf are Michelle Aston and Aiden Starr. Who better than Aiden, then, to frolic as a green lipped corseted elf to Michelle Aston’s stiletto-heeled Santa? The answer is none, none more better. In these shots (also by Amelia G & Forrest Black), things go from playful to PLAYFUL if you know what I mean, and if two dirty girls are having fun then it’s these two. You are never going to see two hotter women getting it on in holiday costumes, I guarantee it. After some luscious shots detailing these two beauties’ very special attributes, they get delightfully busy, and strategic portions of both Santa’s and elf-girl’s wardrobe go bye-bye along with my holiday gloom, and probably yours too if you’ve got any taste in the ladies.

This great Andrew Ray set of Scar13 bathing fully clothed — and then not so much clothed at all, which I like much more — has me seriously steamed up just from reading her true confessions at the beginning. Seems this set was inspired by a true slutty adventure my favorite goth girl had one night. She came home from clubbing with a hot boy and stripped off her nun outfit for a little drunken jacuzzi frolic… seriously, I would go on, and describe what she did with this boy and what she does with herself in this soapy but not very clean photoset, but I’m too busy figuring out what to say about Scar’s beyond adorable new haircut. I think I just said it, except to add Mmmmmmmmmmm!!

I still have fond memories of Superna’s bud-endowed photo shoot from 4/20 — yummy AND aromatic, what’s not to love? Here she eschews the greenbud for a chainsaw in BarelyEvil photos taken at the home of horror legend (and Texas Chainsaw Massacre III screenwriter) David J. Schow. Is it just me, or is there something exceptionally erotic about a hot tatooed chick waving a chainsaw at you? Naked Superna cuts like a knife… but feels so right.

With her black collar, tiny checkerboard dress and knee-high boots, Rachel Face displays a punky fashion sense on BarelyEvil that’s matched only by her awesome tattoos in this public set shot in Portland’s Jockey Club. Both are exceeded by what God — or is that The Devil? — gave her, which she displays quite shamelessly here, for Forrest Black and Amelia G’s cameras, to my utter and complete distraction. Man’s Ruin indeed.

I think it’s the sci-fi/spy movie geek in me that goes crazy for the black rubber catsuit, a staple of fetish fashion; none wear it so well as gorgeous Mad Sophie aka Fetish Dolly in this RubberDollies set from Amelia G & Forrest Black. Ms. Emma Peel would be scandalized; her own catsuit never zipped open at the crotch the way Sophie’s does, nor was Ms. Peel seen in heels quite this high. But Sophie’s improvements on the outfit are, to say the least, most appreciated.